Curse

Apok · Mar 25, 2011, 08:15 PM // 20:15

Tiger's Fury: You are infected with tiger blood, and take the form of that guy that got replaced by John Stamos on that show about sleeping with different women each night.

FengShuiDove · Mar 25, 2011, 08:23 PM // 20:23

The fake skill updates are the best part. I think Stumme could come up with some really fantastic stuff too.

Elnino · Mar 25, 2011, 08:24 PM // 20:24

I'm expecting another fake skill update

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Originally Posted by Neky

Its off topic, but what about this Wasabi fellow?

If I remember correctly, Wasabi is a player who managed to avoid permanent bans quite a few times, even after being involved with the whole duping scandal and getting pathetically rich out of it.

X Dr Pepper X · Mar 25, 2011, 08:49 PM // 20:49

Maybe the 1st 5 years of GW1 were a joke and they'll actually fix the game on April 1st.

melissa b · Mar 25, 2011, 08:54 PM // 20:54

Reduce the mercenary hero price to free in the shop but when trying to add it, the transaction fails.

Morphy · Mar 25, 2011, 09:57 PM // 21:57

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Originally Posted by hitsuji182

Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.

So much this.

ensoriki · Mar 25, 2011, 10:02 PM // 22:02

Mad King Thorn spawns randomly in every map, and if you get within his aggro bubble you auto die. Clearly.

Nah Maybe they'll remove all the Sunspear/lightbringer/kurzick/asura/norn/vanguard/deldrimor/luxon priests so that y ou can't get any bounties which will troll the double sunspear/lightbringer weekend.

StormDragonZ · Mar 25, 2011, 10:17 PM // 22:17

While in town:
- Based on our primary class, we transform into an enemy, that isn't an already available tonic possibility, with their actual skill bars. They are:

Warrior becomes Irontooth Drake
Ranger becomes Destroyer of Deeds
Mesmer becomes Mist Vaettir
Monk becomes Mantis Mender
Elementalist becomes Afflicted Elementalist
Necromancer becomes Shadow of Fear
Ritualist becomes Warden of the Spring
Assassin becomes Fury Titan
Dervish becomes Awakened Dune Carver
Paragon becomes Dune Beetle Lance

While in a mission or explorable:
- All explorable areas will require 1 enemy to kill, but wont affect the Vanquisher title if you find and kill that one foe. The enemy is a Lv48 E/A Pet Rock, with the same HP as Shiro in Hard Mode, that doesn't move and uses Shadow Form at 20 Shadow Arts and Armor of Earth at 19 Earth Magic.

Embark Beach & Temple of Balthazar:
- A NPC named Billy Richardson can take you to a new place called The Underworld of Exiled and Anguished Woe. However, he's a liar and will send you back to Pre-Searing to relive the moment Gwen burned down Ascalon AKA the GWBeta Finale. Once you're killed by Gwen, you can return back to the Beach or Temple.

BadgerznPie · Mar 25, 2011, 10:36 PM // 22:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by hitsuji182

Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.

This is the best idea. If they did this, that would be so amazing. Well, amazing in the sense that the song is hilarious because it's so terrible. This fits as well because April 1st is a Friday

Lasai · Mar 25, 2011, 10:45 PM // 22:45

all of your heroes are replaced by Togo, Rurik and Kormir and they are just as helpful as the originals.

Perkunas · Mar 25, 2011, 11:18 PM // 23:18

You are running across town to the merchant. You fall down dead and spill your inventory everywhere. The only way to get it back is to exit game and reload. Meanwhile, everyone is grabbing your stuff, but it disappears as it is picked up.

S00per Dave · Mar 25, 2011, 11:26 PM // 23:26

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Originally Posted by HigherMinion

Better yet, Charlie Sheen, please.

Winner! :P

12 chars

Bled4dayz · Mar 25, 2011, 11:34 PM // 23:34

play Never gonna give u up never gonna let u down at the login screen+in game play..lol

Rocky Raccoon · Mar 26, 2011, 12:33 AM // 00:33

I think that they should make all players level 1 to start the day, we would all be newbs for a day.

AngelWJedi · Mar 26, 2011, 01:18 AM // 01:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormDragonZ

While in town:
- Based on our primary class, we transform into an enemy, that isn't an already available tonic possibility, with their actual skill bars. They are:

Warrior becomes Irontooth Drake
Ranger becomes Destroyer of Deeds
Mesmer becomes Mist Vaettir
Monk becomes Mantis Mender
Elementalist becomes Afflicted Elementalist
Necromancer becomes Shadow of Fear
Ritualist becomes Warden of the Spring
Assassin becomes Fury Titan
Dervish becomes Awakened Dune Carver
Paragon becomes Dune Beetle Lance

While in a mission or explorable:
- All explorable areas will require 1 enemy to kill, but wont affect the Vanquisher title if you find and kill that one foe. The enemy is a Lv48 E/A Pet Rock, with the same HP as Shiro in Hard Mode, that doesn't move and uses Shadow Form at 20 Shadow Arts and Armor of Earth at 19 Earth Magic.

Embark Beach & Temple of Balthazar:
- A NPC named Billy Richardson can take you to a new place called The Underworld of Exiled and Anguished Woe. However, he's a liar and will send you back to Pre-Searing to relive the moment Gwen burned down Ascalon AKA the GWBeta Finale. Once you're killed by Gwen, you can return back to the Beach or Temple.

now this is cool! <3 to bad they do something like the sex changed thing. im sad i missed it.

Rites · Mar 26, 2011, 01:35 AM // 01:35

playerbars are stuck with beginning 5 skills of their primary class for the day

HigherMinion · Mar 26, 2011, 01:45 AM // 01:45

No matter what skills are on your skill bar, the descriptions read as Ursan. ASSUME AVATAR OF BEAR.

HellScreamS · Mar 26, 2011, 08:35 AM // 08:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elnino

I'm expecting another fake skill update

If I remember correctly, Wasabi is a player who managed to avoid permanent bans quite a few times, even after being involved with the whole duping scandal and getting pathetically rich out of it.

He's in ZoS. He got banned for a few hours, but since he's friends with Gaile Gray and everything, he got unbanned hours after. Leading to our point that the way Anet banned people was done by merely relying on their systems, not relying on actually watching people and stuff.

miriforst · Mar 26, 2011, 09:13 AM // 09:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by hitsuji182

Change soundtrack to Rebecca Black 'Friday' song.

OH NOOOOOOooooooo!

That would be terrible!

but it would be fun to form pugs with "partyin, partyin whoo!" in the background or get whiped to "fun, fun, fun".

Icecream · Mar 26, 2011, 09:27 AM // 09:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by HellScreamS

He's in ZoS. He got banned for a few hours, but since he's friends with Gaile Gray and everything, he got unbanned hours after. Leading to our point that the way Anet banned people was done by merely relying on their systems, not relying on actually watching people and stuff.

Hillarious when people don't know what they're talking about